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Fukutoku - pronounced: "foo - koo - toe - koo", from a Bob and Tom "bit."

Outside of these moss-covered walls, I'm just another coffee-chuggin' code monkey. I haven't come up with anything spectacular (or even vaguely useful really) and I'm routinely in awe of many of the items that pass through these hallowed halls. Just have to keep it in my head, 'I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think... I think I need another cup of coffee...'

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