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Welcome to the OZONE Asylum FAQWiki! Frequently Asked Questions Webdesign What browsers should I test my web site with? Test cross-platform too What is liquid design? What screen resolution should I be designing for? What software do I need to create graphics? What software do I need to create a web page? How do I go about making my first web page? I created my webpage in Word2000 but the code is bloated and it doesn't work in other browsers. What is the problem? Is it OK to take something from another webpage? How do I make updating my site design easier? What kind of fonts can or should I use in my website? How do I take a screenshot? Where can I get a good shoutbox script? How do I get the contents of my webpage hard up against the side and top of the browser? How do I protect my content from being stolen? How do I protect my images from theft? Can you direct me to good resources on colour? How do I get a free site search engine for my site? How do you calculate the average of two (or more) colours? What content ratings meta tags do I need to add to my webpage? What meta tags do I need to add to my webpage? Are the keyword and description meta tag still useful? Web Content Authoring Is Content King? What exactly is encoding, and why do I need it? How do I stop my pages from being framed by another site? Can you give me some advice on accessible web design? What graphic types should I use on my webpage? How do I highlight terms on my page like Google? How do I optimise my web site's pages for search engine's robots to spider? How do I increase traffic to my site? Should I use frames or iframes and if not what are the alternatives? What are the web design-related acronyms you use here? 3D Graphics Poser Can you provide me with links to free Poser goodies? How do I make clothes for my models? How do I get Poser animations to work in Flash? 3D Studio Max How do I get my camera to follow my object in 3D Studio MAX? I need a tutorial for learning Character Studio How do i make a dragon? General What software do I need to create 3D graphics? How do I get into the computer games industry? Do you know any good tutorials for 3D? POV-Ray Can you direct me to resources where I can learn about POV-Ray? How do I import Poser figures into POV-Ray? 3D Rendering Brazil Raytracing Engine Design in General Artists you admire What exactly is Art Deco? Software engineering Asylum optimisation proposal Asylum optimisation proposal Usage scenario Server Side Coding PHP Can you direct me to resources where I can learn about PHP? Can you direct me to advanced tutorials where I can learn more about PHP? How do I install AMP (Apache/PHP/Mysql) on my Windows computer for offline testing? AMP How do I time the execution of my scripts? How can I redirect a page with PHP? Do you know any good PHP code repositories? How do I do form validation with PHP? How do I dynamically create PDF files with PHP? What are the security problems with using PHP and how can I fix them? How do I pass data from checkboxes in a form using PHP? How do I set and read cookies in PHP? Why is PHP ignoring my 'global'? How To Handle Incoming Variables TP Style. How do I upload files using PHP? Regular Expressions. What? RegExps that we found to be usefull How do I create images wih PHP using the GD module? How do I create images wih PHP using the Image Magick module? Can you give me help installing/modifying phpBB? Can you give me help installing/working with phpMyAdmin? What code tag should I use for inserting a banner to my site? What is the cause of the error 'Call to a member function on a non-object'? Is there a PHP equivalent to ASP's "Application object"? Is it possible to do Flash Remoting with PHP? What does 'Warning: main(): stream does not support seeking' mean? How do I do browser sniffing/detection with PHP? What does the error 'delimiter must not alphanumeric backslash' mean? What does the error 'Unknown modifier' mean? How do I check what version of PHP/MySQL I have installed and/or the modules available? What does the error 'php_network_getaddresses: getaddrinfo failed: Temporary failure in name resolution' mean? Solution for your problem (problem was php_network_getaddress: getaddrinfo failed ) by aniket Pls help me out How do I dump all the contents of a database table into an array? How do I find and/or process all the files in a directory? How do I search PDF-files with PHP? How do I know what PHP modules/functions/extensions are installed? ASP/VBScript Can you direct me to resources where I can learn more about ASP/VBScript? How can I redirect a page using ASP? Java Can you direct me to resources where I can learn more about Java? Is the <APPLET> tag being phased out? Is it possible to decompile Java applets? How do I run JAR files directly? Java Forums PERL/CGI How do I do form validation with Perl? General server-side coding Is it possible to run a server for ASP/Access and one for PHP/MySQL on my home computer? I need to run a store from my site where do I start? Can you help me understand regular expressions? Can you recommend a free forum or message/bulletin board script? How do I use the HERE Document? What are Daemons? What are search engine friendly URLs? Can I convert from ASP to PHP or from PHP to ASP? Where can I get free FAQ Wiki software? Where can I get free news/blog software/code? Get or Post, what is better? What's a relative and an absolute path? How do I reduce my bandwidth use on my web site? Can you recommend any image gallery scripts? How do I search based on zipcodes MySQL What does "Got error 28 from table handler" mean? What does "errno: 145" mean in MySQL? How do I make a 'not equal to' statement in MySQL? Can I order/reorder fields in a table in MySQL? How do I create a keyword search in MySQL? Why do I get a 'Supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource' error? How do I count fields across tables when some counts may be zero? Why doesn't DISTINCT help trim down the results returned from my MySQL SELECT statement? Should I store Images in MySQL How do I do a search and replace on entries in my MySQL database? How do I find the maximum value of a grouped field? Can I use subqueries in MySQL? How do I import my Access database into MySQL? Database error in vBulletin 3.5.0: Apache Can I use a .htaccess file with a Windows server? I want to run an Apache 1.3 under Windows 95, but it doesn't work? Wouldn't it be terribly easy to decrypt a .htpasswd file? How do I redicrect from an old domain to a new one using Apache? Oracle (Mod_)Python Is there a prepackaged Apache/Python Distribution for Windows? Asylum General Ozone Traditions Repeat Performance make it (repeat performance) details week 0 week 1 week 2 week 3 week 4 week 5 week 6 week 7 (corners) week 8 (wings) week 41 (Old Page) week 40 (Yours, Ours, MINE) week 39 (Stop - School!) week 38 (Anakin) week 37 (Toe Munchers Birthday) week 36 (Bottle Candle) week 35 (Flying Boat) week 34 (vase) week 33 (W. 4th St.) week 32 (Roll The Dice) week 31 (Oh, bull) week 30 (Candles) week 9 week 10 (pasages) week 11 (globe) week 12 (Eagle Face) week 13 (Pool) week 14 (flower) week 15 (broken egg) week 16 week 17 week 18 (M2-9) week 19 (Halloween) week 20 (Corridor) week 21 week 22 (dino flagellate cyst) week 23 (Features) week 24 (Miss you) week 25 (Pocket Watch) week 26 (Boone) week 27 (Undersea) week 28 (Got Milk?) week 29 week 42 (Not-so-easy-chair) week 43 (Grasp) week 44 (Shi's Duck) week 45 (TP's arm) week 46 (Glass) week 47 (Tornado) week 48 (Cape St. Elias) week 49 (Skrimps!) week 50 (Zen with condiments) MAX's OZONE Asylum Locator Millennium Edition Asylum Yearbook Pixel People Project Facial Features Gestures Upper Clothing Lower Clothing Hair, Hats, etc Miscellenous Sig Contest Previous winners October 2001 (Godzilla) November 2001 (Architecture) December 2001 (Out of this World) January 2002 (Wheels) February 2002 (Video Games) March 2002 (Nature) April 2002 (Sports) May 2002 (Household Appliances) June 2001 (Red X) May 2001 (Circus) June 2002 (Torture/Therapy) August 2001 (Buddy) April 2001 (Banners) March 2001 (Pool) July 2001 (Happy) September 2001 (Cartoon) July 2002 (The Ancient World) August 2002 (Machines) September 2002 (Food) October 2002 (Disco) November 2002 (Rube Goldberg Machines) December 2002 (Coolest Weapon) January 2003 (Jewelry) February 2003 (Tattoos) March 2003 (Transport) April 2003 (Movies) May 2003 (Inmates) June 2003 (Wildlife) October 2003 (Song Titles) October 2004 (Commercialism) November 2004 (Games) December 2004 (The Essence of You) January 2005 (Egyptian) July 2003 (Light) March 2004 (Heraldry) January 2004 (TV) February 2004 (Use Your Head) December 2003 (Love) April 2004 (Robots) May 2004 (Astrology) August 2003 (Geography) September 2003 (Science) June 2004 (Electrical/tronic) November 2003 (Addiction) August 2004 (Cooler than Cool) July 2004 (Inventions) November 2005 (Wild Wild West) October 2005 (Horror) September 2005 (Guilty Pleasures) August 2005 (liquid) July 2005 (Insects) June 2005 (Mythical Creatures) May 2005 (Revenge of the Asylumites) April 2005 (Tickets Please) March 2005 (Photography) February 2005 (The Passion of the Sig) Ring around the Asylum PSPong Spittoon Room Asylum 5K Challenge HTML optimization Graphics optimization JavaScript optimization Team Project Pool Resources Sign up BeeKay Tom's Details WebShaman Synax Veneficuz Emperor signing up Poidesign WarMage CPrompt Wolfen Bodhi Maninacan Propose project www.ripperreport.com votes volunteer CPrompt WebShaman BeeKay Bodhi Emperor Tom Veneficuz ZOX Synax Team Project home Page vote volunteer azprogolf.com Previous Projects Ripper Report Team Discussions Non-Compete? Chess Tourney IBC - International Board Competition IBC #1 - The Evil Inside IBC #2 - Thoughts that changed the the way we think Strategy games Ozonia SST OF tips & tricks Current game Rinswind's game log Team Ozone Federation (OZN) Tiki's gamelog Team Fractal Genetics (FRA) Team Gotterdammerung (GTD) Map of the Universe Speed Painting POW (Photo of the Week} Who are the inmates? EzRa-D Doc Ozone What domains does DocOzone own? Is the Doc a real Doctor? Emperor The Emperor isn't in at the moment but if you leave a message after the beep he'll try and get back to you asap Imperial Googlisme Pictures of the Emperor Imperial Sigs What is your issue with the Children of Sup? Wakkos Tyberius Prime I'm Tyberius' Message Center SmartTab - Tyberius' Alt-Tab Replacement SmartStart GRUMBLE ToeMuncher vogonpoet Why did ~Vp~ retire? And why he'll be so missed Copey Wolfen Guard Wolf? Wolfen's E-mails of Wisdom Dracusis Drac's Sigs & Stuff Schitzoboy Witherin docilebob Skaarjj Skaarjj isn't in at the moment, so leave a message after the dying scream and he'll run around yelling 'the rats are eating my brain! The rats are eating my brain!' Aquilo's Cell Slime DmS Synthetic - 007 & 1/2 Xtrae.com Xtrea.com InI Suho1004 Asylum Diary guest space So what does Suho1004 mean? Silly Little Personality Tests Master Suho's Mirth Scale Master Suho's PHP Sig Rotator quisja's sig rotator and gallery Shock Therapy Room The truth about Sup Jestah Kriek (Dark) JonKriek.com kuckus WebShaman The Asylum D&D Squad The WebShaman is not in...so please leave a message with his Totem Spirit Question GOD The Devil eyezaer webbies Izzys Pears? RammStein I have Padded Cell! Pillows??? Petskull silence The Silent Room Nimraw Veneficuz OlssonE Evil Conspiracy! olzn.com Thread of Death Blog@olssone.us Hugh [icklepix.com] reitsma Skatefx H][RO's Cell tikigod BeeKay RN3 Hey Rameses whats with my details appearing in your sig? WarMage Morph Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! counterfeitbacon FaqTest_1 njuice42 mas crip kretsminky Blacknight Bodhi ABB asd Patrick Psychic Hotline moaiz synax Lord_Fukutoku Nothing in here... Silly Little Personality Tests II Bishop: You want the truth?? Bishop says you can't HANDLE the truth! Dufty What the #@? Allewyn Big Cloud Sloloem mahjqa Genevieve's Cell fraxyl Rick Dream jive j00 h03 InSiDeR Shiiizzzam Indus Gilbert Nolander ~~Asylum Quotes~~ ~~Yannah Quotes~~ ~~Yannah @somethingleet Quotes~~ Poem Poem norm Chudzta Janny HZR Indulge Narcosis Public Apology Industrial Effects Signatures Moth ObiWanAdobe JacethaKidd Michael I faht in your general direction That Naked Guy Maelstrom A Face in the Crowd - (the dead files) The 'Bring Back taxon' Campaign jdauie Vectorplus007 CPrompt Ogie Rinswind 2th Why i hate the white? LaSun Wavmixer Voting? viol A and Z Nolp About me Yannah Poetry Cell Thoughts... Thoughts for 2005! Music GrythusDraconis Xdreamer Disaster_inc Bmud FlagMan Ruski Lacuna Kartis Shone TheFlyingCloud MalFunkShun Jeni outcydr Nethermind In The Hive of Cell Life - a new inmate's diary Greetings... axleclarkeuk Xpirex Little Lukas Taobaybee My Beliefs Namaste Red Mists* frihani sharma asptamer Weadah Weadah's message center Alevice Alevice's Media Library Wooo, links to stuff.... Xenon smonkey? quisja sureal's soft cell Mr. Glum Moon Shadow Rauthrin iconoclast Zo Fey Silvith Vision of the Dark Tigerlily Perfect Thunder Erised Rebekah Astrolegoboy ozphactor TomEaglesCZ Rooster Blue Dragon kazroot rlamb TwystNeko UnknownComic dissonant_echoes redroy's cell Iron Wallaby DuckWing Relain bluedogrose sPECtre dtgorm templar654 Poetic Iqbal Ghalib Talk to me! RhyssaFireheart Alexer White Hawk's Nest I X I zavaboy AlterEgo AT Shaymus warjournal Technical Slop Mirrors horsedreamer trbl Danaan Ensellitis Raeubu Tantric Girl (with cape flying behind her) INSANEdrives Cell ( Cell Block #Q) What Im Hanging On My Cells Walls Krash Paramour Meet Gola Joon Gola DavidJCobb What are the Does? What are the Don'ts? Porn Discussion What are the slimies? Where can I find buttons/links to the other inmates sites? Where can I find the inmates buttons? What is PSPong? What is the background color of the Asylum? Can you help me with my homework? Can you make a graphic/web page for me? Doc I emailed you but you never replied. Are you ignoring me? Or try bribing one of the Persons he lends his Ear! Whats with vogonpoet and his mop? What is the UBB code used on the board? What is the Asylum policy on warez/illegal software? Don't Ask, Don't Tell, We Don't Care Asylum Etiquette What awards has the Asylum won? What does the Asylum look like? General advice for starting threads What are the forums all about? Site Reviews Moderators Photoshop Moderators *WARNING* BIG SIG APPROACHING Moderators What's in a signature? Really Bad Sigs When good sigs go bad 3D Modelling & Rendering Moderators Photoshop Pong, Anyone? Moderators OZONE Moderators DHTML/Javascript Moderators Server-Side Scripting - Oh my! Moderators XML - XSL - XSLT - XHTML - CSS - DOM Stupid Basic HTML Moderators Multimedia/Animation Moderators Print Graphics Moderators Philosophy and other Silliness Whats with Schitzoboy and his soiled britches? Moderators Is there a DOG? PSPong.com - Working Area! Moderators Outpatient Counseling Moderators Mad Scientists' Laboratory Moderators Photography Can I be a Mad Scientist/Psychotic please? Who are the Psychotics? Psychotics Who are the Mad Scientists? Mad Scientists Thee Anciente Histoirie of Ye Maed Skientists Someone just closed my thread what did I do wrong? Why was my post moved? Can you delete my account? Can you change my username? Where is the full memberlist? Which inmates also hang out at deviantArt? Is the Asylum finished? Hi I'm new here (at the Ozone Asylum) what do I need to know? Pills The Black Pill The Pink Pill The Black Pill with Orbs I've had content ripped from my site. What can I do? I posted a question but no-one answered. Should I post it again to get people's attention? Links to every possible cool thing on the net! Could I see the Asylum's server statistics? What's with the Post Celebrations? What are the Asylum colors/fonts? The Asylum Stylesheet (10.21.02) How do I get my cell? Getting a cell The Nimbus Wakkos says to give him my pills - should I? What are the alternatives to pirated software? Lower priced alternatives Demos Magazine cover discs Shareware Educational price reductions Freeware How do people get their sig to change when I refresh the page? I need some inmates to do some work what do I do? So what are these private forums I'm always hearing about? Asylum Recycling Center One of my first ever forays into Photoshop (version 4.0 too) I have but this to say... Ramm's Own Trash Question? WTF does RTFM mean? Could I see the FAQ's server statistics? Wasn't the Asylum once situated elsewhere? Can I link to the Asylum? Can I use the Asylum colour scheme on a page with my Asylum sigs on it? Do you Mad Scientists do mad science? Is WebShaman really Ray Liotta? How do I contact Asylum Members? MSN ICQ #'s Email Addresses What are the inmate's rankings? Why do fights keep breaking out where everyone slaps each other (frequently with large fish)? What do other people say about the Asylum? What do the inmates find funny? Where's the bathroom? Asylum Recipe Book Tyberius' Grandma's "Redwine Cake" Mayonnaise Cake Where can I buy groovy Asylum-related merchandise? Where did the inmates get their nicknames from? What are Finglongers? Can someone with the authority take these subtopics from my cell? Fonts I'm looking for Sci-Fi, Horror, Movie, etc. fonts can you help? How do you make fonts? Do you know any good resources for free fonts? What are "Screen Fonts" or "Pixel Fonts" and how do they differ from other fonts? Can someone identify this font for me? Please Identify "Ruff Ryder" Font How do I browse the fonts on my system? Flash Can you explain a bit more about Flash/XML interaction? How do I completely uninstall or disable Flash's player/plugin? How do I embed a Flash movie in a webpage? What is the difference between Flash and LiveMotion? How do I get the focus on my Flash movie? What is Flashturbation? Can you give me tips for making Flash more usable? Can I load HTML into Flash? Print What eBook Formats are there? PDF How do I create PDF files without Adobe Acrobat? OEBPS (The Open eBook Publication Structure) Microsoft Reader BBeB (BroadBand eBook) Can you advise me on the best way to use various eBook formats? Can you suggest a Print on Demand service? DHTML/JavaScript How do I make a cross-browser menu system? How do I reload a page but only once? Why am I having trouble with cross-browser DHTML? I asked a question about a JavaScript problem in the DHTML forum, but no one is replying. How can I get people to help me? How do I change stylesheets dynamically? How do I make orbiting planets in dhtml? How do I get rid of that rectangle when I click on a link? Do you know any good JavaScript code repositories? How do I accelerate/decelerate an object? How do I detect browser plugins? Why does my DHTML menu not go over my Flash movie/frames, iframes? How can I redirect a page with JavaScript? How do I make layers move? How do I toggle the visibility of layers? How do I write to a layer? How do I preload images with Javascript? Preload - slow website help! How do I create a JavaScript/DHTML rich text editor? How do I do form validation with JavaScript? Does eval affect performance? How do I stop direct links from breaking my frame site? How do I get vertical and horizontal centering with JavaScript? How do I calculate colors with JavaScript? How do I do alternate table row/cells background colors with JavaScript? How do I use object oriented programming (OOP) in JavaScript? How do I stop the user from submitting a form multiple times? Where can I find other websites about DHTML/Javascript? How do I set and read cookies in JavaScript? How do I make a chat script with JavaScript? Is it possible to make a JavaScript Raytracer? How do I keep an element static on the screen when users scroll? How do I insert text into a form field/textarea at the cursor? How do I make a cross-browser iframe effect? How do I make a cross-browser scroller? How do I make a panoramic scroller in DHTML? How do I make a sideways site? How do I dynamically swap images? How do I do browser sniffing/detection with JavaScript? How do I strip HTML tags using JavaScript? How do I strip SCRIPT tag using JavaScript? drop-down menu How do I access forms and their elements correctly? JS GET problem in innerHTML and xmlReq.responseText CSS Can you direct me to resources where I can learn about CSS? I hear a lot about tableless/CSS-only designs but what are they? How do I change the scrollbar colors? How can I control opacity using CSS? How do I stop Internet Explorer's opacity filter being inherited? How can I use the GUI colors on my page? Why don't my link colours work properly? Why don't my scrollbar colors show up on my site anymore? Can you explain what alternative fonts to put in the CSS style font-family? How can I create rollovers without JavaScript? How do I get vertical and horizontal centering with CSS? How do I insert page breaks into a webpage? Which browsers support what styles? How do I make a printer friendly page using CSS? Should I create my website with a CSS-only/table-free design? What is the difference between an ID and a class in CSS? Can I use more than one/multiple class for an element? <span> in css How do I get rounded corners on my box/DIV using CSS and no tables? Can you explain the box model hack? Can you explain the position: fixed style? How do I get IE5.5+ to render advanced CSS? How can I use the 'max-width' CSS property in Internet Explorer? Hosting Is there anywhere I can get free hosting? Where can I get free sig hosting? I signed up to a sig hosting service here but I get a different graphic showing - what is going on? Cant get sig to display Can you give me any help/advice with registering a domain? Can you give me any help/advice with finding a good host? Can you help explain some DNS propogation problems? How do I host a website on my own computer? Search Engines Google I read about the Asylum Google Bomb. What is it all about? Stupid Google Tricks General search engine Which search engines still allow you to submit your site for free? Could you give me some tips for effective searching of the Web? Can you recommend a search engine? mozDex a9 Work Copyright Contracts Pricing Privacy Getting paid Getting a job - how? Writing application letters How do I improve my CV/resume? What are the dos and don'ts for interviews? Inmates for hire Vectorplus007 I specialize in converting bitmap images to vector graphics but I also design custom graphics. Poidesign P-design Tyberius Prime Aesthetically driven web designer/developer Can you give advice about freelancing in web design? Should I do web design work for the adult industry? Browsers What are the cross-browser issues with X? Iframes Opera and iframes NS4.x and iframes Clipping The Browsers Opera Colored toolbars in Opera Netscape/Mozilla NS6 NS4.x Internet Explorer Why do graphics I save get saved in the .bmp format? How do I speed up Internet Explorer? Can I run two different version of Internet Explorer on the same machine? Mozilla Firefox Firefox/Firebird extensions Internet Explorer Shells Crazy Browser Avant Browser MyIE2 Slim Browser NetCaptor Safari Misc. Browser How do I anonymously surf the web? How do I close a chromeless popup window? Security Virus scanners Stinger AVG AntiVirus Online virus scanner Firewalls ZoneAlarm Outpost Tiny General firewall Why is my ISP scanning my ports? Browser hijacking Ad blockers and pop up killers Why does a site stop me from accessing it because it claims I am blocking its ads? Sites which restrict access on the basis of pop up blocking Can you recommend good ad blocking software? Can you recommend good pop up killer software? Spyware Can you recommend spyware removal software? What is spyware, adware, scumware? Anonymous surfing Can you recommend sites/software that allow me to surf anonymously? Passwords How do I remember all my passwords? What is Social Engineering? How do I encrypt my login passwords on my website? HTML Can you help me understand the DOCTYPE? How can I redirect a page with HTML? Is there an equivalent to the target link attribute for XHTML? How do I use an image input as a reset button for a form? Should I use XHTML? How do I convert a graphic to HTML? Commerce Can you help me set up a simple store for T-shirts, etc.? Can you help me set up a shopping cart on my site? What do I need to know about accepting online payment? How do I write national/international/world currency symbols or code? Online auctions What are 'sniping' and 'snipers' in the world of online auctions? How do I win online auctions? How I do bid in safety? Other FAQs Games RPG On-line games (flash/shockwave/JAVA, etc) DOM Reference Multimedia Quick Time How do I know if Quick Time is installed properly? How do I embed a QuickTime Movie in a webpage? General Multimedia How do I make an interactive panoramic view or virtual tour? Why do I have to use the <OBJECT> and <EMBED> tags? How do I capture streaming media? Real How do I embed a Realplayer movie in a webpage? Windows Media How do I embed a Windows Media Movie in a webpage? DIV-X Legal stuff! CD-ROMs How easy is it to produce a CD-ROM? Hardware How do I run two monitors from the same computer? Can you give me some advice on building my own computer? How do I go about customising my computer? I want to buy some RAM but what do all the specifications mean? Can anyone recommend a good quality flat panel LCD display? How would I go about setting up a home network? How do I recover data from a hard disk? Why does my computer keep freezing? Wacoms and Tablets Can you give me advice on painting using a tablet? Quick and Easy Way to Backup Data How do I install two hard drives How do I find information about my computer's motherboard? Software Operating Systems Windows I've accidentally deleted files is there anything I can to get them back? What are all those programs that load when Windows starts? How do I stop Windows from asking me if I want to send Microsoft a bug report? How can I block those annoying Windows Messenger Service spam popups? Why has my website started running slower after I installed Windows XP patch SP1? What is Palladium? Can you help me with my problems with Window's Remote Procedure Call? Problems with XP and W2k Auto Rebooting Mac Linux How do I install Linux? What is Linux? What are the major Linux distributions? What Linux distribution do the inmates recommend? Can I run X under Linux? Can I run PhotoShop under Linux? List of applications available for both Linux and Windows List of multimedia file types available in Linux Where can I get help learning Linux? Can you direct me to Linux documentation? How To Ask a Question Fun Linux Commands... What is a window manager? How-to : install KDE on Ubuntu How-to : install Gnome on Ubuntu How-to : use hardware acceleration for the windows manager (XGL on Ubuntu) Goodies (wallpapers, screensavers..) MS-Dos I want to switch my OS, which should i take? Office Software StarOffice OpenOffice MSOffice MSWord PowerPoint How do I make some music last the whole length of my presentation? Excel Can I print labels from Excel? Importing csv file values as text MS Office General What does the error "Cannot Use Object Linking and Embedding" that I get when using Word or Excel mean? WordPerfect Office GNOME Office KOffice Do you know of an easter eggs hidden in applications? Zipping/Unzipping Warez How can I download a whole site at once? more programs FTP software General FTP Why do I get a lot of whitespace in my files/code when I uploaded and download files? How can my PC emulate a CD drive? Can you recommend a code editor? Why you shouldn't use FrontPage Why shouldn't I use Microsoft's Word for coding? Ghosting/backup software 2D Graphics Photoshop How do I create a graphic which looks like X? Dotted lines? Aged paper Torn newspaper Grass Flourescent Light Marble Gems Gears Metal Starburst Glass/plastic Chrome Wire Mesh Rays of light Coins Fire Hair Reptile skin Pattern burnt into wood the woodydex page Wires Ice more ice Crystal Balls Planets Zoom-tunnel Old Scroll Smoke Parchment Cube Ocean Fur Leather Pie Vinyl record Swords Hot rod flames Human skin Torn edges Lightning TV-style scan lines Old celluloid film Clouds Postage Stamp Trendwhore wallpapers/backgrounds/headers Jewelry Wood Reflections Celtic Knots How do I create a collage? Where can I learn about Airbrushing? How do I make smooth rounded inside corners? How do I make a transparent graphic? What are the PS keyboard shortcuts? Can you help me find good resources for brushes? How do I make Rounded Shapes How do I draw in an anime/manga style? How do I get that grunge look? How do I change the background of a picture? How do I make my animated gif's background transparent? Batch Files in PS How do I change colors? How not to be destructive with data and save your sanity. How do improve the quality of old photographs? How do I up the Opacity of a layer? How do I record an action to create guides in the middle of my document? How do I merge 2 PSD's together? How do I change the scratch disk location for PS? How do I create a gradual fade? (layer masks) I see all these links to "Plug-ins" everywhere... should I be using them too? I'm having problems with PS and my fonts. How do I make a graphic, with a drop shadow, transparent on contrasting background? Tips, tricks, and some quick advice How would I go about photo-manipulation? Paint Shop Pro General 2D Graphics How do I go about making sprites? How do I remove 'dots' (Moire) from scanned images? Can you give me some advice on creating a logo? How do I make an icon/favicon? (preferably using free software?) How do I use Photoshop to manipulate an image to make someone's face look older? How do I convert a graphic from raster to vector format? Convert bitmap to vector Raster to Vector Raster to Vector Raster to Vector : Animated Frames Totally free, none limited RasVector. The powerful, fastest, easy to use Raster To Vector Tool. Where is a good place to learn about the mathematics of 2D and 3D Graphics? How do you hide one image in another which shows up when the image is selected? Picture in picture Can you give me more information on the PNG image format? Do you know good texture resources? How do I make pixel art? Do you know any good sources for free maps preferably in vector format? How do I make a snow flake? (courtesy of mahjqa) RasViewer The Fast, smooth Image Viewer Ilustrator What does the outside border represent GIMP ArtRage XML How do I hook into the Amazon XML data feed? XML subsets SVG Why doesn't my SVG page/code show on my page when I have the plugin (and can view SVG on other sites)? SVG FAQ WIKI SMIL What is SMIL? RSS What is RSS? RDF RDF subsets FOAF What are XML trusted feeds? 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